Sunday, January 31, 2010

setting records...

i have been averaging about 4 dinners per night. And i might be in the Guinness Book of Carnival Records for most calories consumed in the first two weeks of a contract. There is just so much food at all hours of the day and night, plus rad desserts that its hard to resist. Plus, i may have one of the absolute easiest jobs on the whole ship, which has the most free time... what else am i going to do. Yep all those 17 pounds i lost to get ready for the beaches may be back on already....

I was talking to the ship magician (yep every carnival ship has a magician...) and another cook from India who had just got done with his 16 hour work day, and was just having his dinner at about 1am. He asked me what time i had my dinner...... i said, "5pm, 6pm, 8pm, 10pm, and 1am." I am setting records and am quite famous for pigging out. Last night there was ribs again in the crew mess hall that they brought down from upstairs on level 9 "lido deck" where the guests eat. (staff can eat there most breakfasts and lunches at certain hours as well....). So i had a simple low-cal 4th dinner of 3 ribs, a slice of pepperoni pizza, two bowls of fries, one piece of chocolate pie, a half slice of chocolate cake (i had to at least try it out...) chicken with some sort of asian glaze on it, plus a pear for health.

zero to obese: one contract.... oh yeah baby ;)

6 comments:

Fred said...

Sounds like you might be better off if you used some of your extra time at one of the ship's gyms. Does the crew have their own gym, or fitness room?

James said...

holy crap! slow down on the food, mase.

mario said...

lolson...you know they have a gym

Hayduke said...

Four laps around the outside on Deck 5 a day is two miles of walking. It is a must.

Do you get to use the health club?

JoAnn said...

No comment about the gym - I just hope all your dinners aren't at the 24 hour pizza restaurant!

Patrick said...

bo yeah maybe.